F Minus by Tony Carrillo for March 24, 2019

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 5 years ago

    I would like a theater like that if I don’t mind the flashing light making me see spots as I go to the bathroom.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 5 years ago

    With some movies, the light would never stop flashing.

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    wiatr  about 5 years ago

    I could have used that when I saw SW: The Phantom Menace. I finally gave up and went to the bathroom only to come back and find Darth Maul had had a big fight with the two Jedi. I saw it later at home and on TV.

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    SamT53  about 5 years ago

    Bathroom? Nah, that’s not the reason. It’s to go to the snack bar: profit.

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 5 years ago

    The rush to the flush.

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    Cerabooge  about 5 years ago

    But you’ll have no problem hearing everything. Unless you’ve gone deaf from the volume.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    When I was a kid the light flashing in my eyes was the theatre attendant wanting me and my girlfriend to “separate…”

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    Julie478 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    There is an app called “RunPee” that vibrates your phone during the slow times of a movie and tells you what you are missing so you can run and pee. It’s free.

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    TracyKlujian  about 5 years ago

    Why is her seat narrower than the one to her right?

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Or you can try to go before and after

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    Pedmar Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I wish they would start putting intermissions in long movies again. A few examples that did: Gone with the Wind, Lawrence of Arabia, 2001: A Space Odyssey.

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