Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for March 17, 2019

Be grateful, Ziggy, you didn’t get arrested by the space police for UFO-jacking.

And a really old song just popped into my head, “Hey you, get off my cloud!”

My mom and I accidentally got in the wrong car at a parking lot years ago.

Oops…

There was a horse ride like that in our old Wal-Mart, until a couple of high school girls decided to use it to show off for their boys…..

Canned peas for 79¢ ! No wonder the alien is shopping there.

Better food prices than anywhere in Proxima Centauri. But no green stamps??

and he’s sitting in your seat with no pants on

You would still have to come down to park, so you can bet that the government will get their taxes one way or another!

And I know several small towns that if an alien landed, was willing to work and pay taxes, and didn’t act too stupid— they would be just another guy in town, no big deal.

Obviously he prefers the local groceries over those of his hometown.