Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 15, 2019

whether with Chalkie, Nosher, or some other chap, trouble is always one step ahead of Andy

So now he can get into trouble with Nosher.

@Number Three I don’t find today’s strip particularly funny , do you? our Hero Mr Andrew Capp is being nasty by raising poor Flo’s hopes that he was going to reform only to dash them with his next statement :o) , my avatar today is of the 10 ft long X 30 inches deep X 30 inches wide aquarium that is in my basement is now empty because everything that was in it has died off and I can’t be bothered to fix the situation how was your day ? ours should be calm and this evening we will have our fav nosh , sausages with coleslaw and potato salad with garlic and and lots of salad dressing , washed down with a fizzy lemon flavoured drink take care pal

Try getting in trouble at the good pub. Better class of drunk.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

“I decided to put my foot down and refused to spend another night on the sofa.

Tonight l’m sleeping in the tin bath."

@Andrew Capp

Now if yer missus would just add some warm water and soap to it, we’d all be grateful.

Hey, now! He goes to the track and gets in trouble, too! And the pitch!!

This way they’ll go directly to the fighting, at least after Nosher buys the first round. “What do you mean you won’t buy anymore beer!” [fight cloud]

@Linguist.

“Are you lookin’ fer a bunch o’ fives?”

Couldn’t get to work today because of the snow. (Something that wouldn’t bother Andy.) I hate living on a hill! It stinks being cut off from the rest of the world! On the plus side, it is warming up, so hopefully, I’ll be able to run some errands tomorrow.

But he’ll still get in trouble.

(Duh)

xxx

@Afficionado

The strip had a predictable gag.

I love watching fish swim. It’s so relaxing. I have a fake “aquarium” in my bedroom which is basically a very tall lava lamp with bubbles, coloured lights and 6 plastic fish.

Hope you enjoyed your meal.

I’m giving blood on Tuesday. Please wish me luck because my veins are pretty much 50/50 now no matter how much water I drink.

@Eldo

When are you next giving blood?

Nosher has to live up to Andy’s expectations.