Flower emojis are a little better than just a smiley face. Not a lot better, though. Thank goodness he didn’t send one of those “romantic” selfies, like some politicians we know (or knew).
I sent my last girlfriend flowers. She said she’s allergic. I sent her candy. She said it’s too sweet. I asks her what she would like. She said a credit card with no limit, would be very romantic.
GreasyOldTam about 5 years ago
A black heart!! How romantic!?!
GreasyOldTam about 5 years ago
What did he send to Irritable Belle? What will she send to him?
Bilan about 5 years ago
A bucket of bolts with a hamster for an engine knows more about romance than Cliff.
kaffekup about 5 years ago
“Mark as spam”
“Mark as spam”
Tigressy about 5 years ago
I like the flowers. That way, you don’t have to murder some.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 5 years ago
Quick, put it in water Pam!
Ray*C about 5 years ago
Flower emojis are a little better than just a smiley face. Not a lot better, though. Thank goodness he didn’t send one of those “romantic” selfies, like some politicians we know (or knew).
blakerl about 5 years ago
I sent my last girlfriend flowers. She said she’s allergic. I sent her candy. She said it’s too sweet. I asks her what she would like. She said a credit card with no limit, would be very romantic.
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
Wow – every woman’s weakness! A heart and flower emoji…NOT1
DCBakerEsq about 5 years ago
Now, send her an inappropriate selfie.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault about 5 years ago
You old smoothie, you! How could she resist?
craigwestlake about 5 years ago
My wife’s getting flowers for Valentine’s day; we moved next to a cemetery…