Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for January 31, 2019

He could always try Amazon.

Just remember this guy works for peanuts ;-)

You want fries with that?

I loved Borders… (sigh)

Five very rich and succesful counterexamples. https://www.studyinternational.com/news/5-people-who-thrived-after-graduating-from-liberal-arts/

I understand Barnes and Noble is still circling the drain…

Send him to the Southern border. He can trump-et the arrival of the vicious horde of invaders approaching.

You only die when your job is done

I once told a woman that a liberal arts degree qualifies you to ask “Would you like fries with that order?”. When she gave me a dirty look and said that she had that degree I simply said “Oh, so you already know this.”We didn’t become BFFs.

So now we have elephants without borders.

OK, time to walk my pet peeve. “Liberal arts” doesn’t mean “humanities,” assuming that’s the group you’re trying to slight. (Which is also not very accurate; you might want to look up mid-career earning for philosophy majors, for instance. It’s not that bad. But anyway.) “Liberal arts” means an academic discipline as opposed to a vocational or technical one. Physics and math are among the liberal arts.