Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for January 10, 2019

Global warming comes in spray cans.

Well, save most of us.

RJ you should like that cheese whiz it is sort of like a twinkie in that it is loaded with goo !

Who could forget the solid cheese crisis that led to this invention!

Without spray cheese there would be no true Philly cheesesteak sandwich!

… Or … they come up with some freakish innovation that goes horribly awry and sprouts us all a third hand, whereby we’ll screw it up even faster.

We rock

“We can never underestimate humans’ talent for screwing things up!” ~~ no truer words were ever spoken.

We are experts at that as only an intelligent species can do.

I don’t know what I’m gonna do. It was bad enough when you got the good ol’ blue box of mac and cheese and had to mix the presumably-cheese orange powder with butter and milk. But now the presumably-cheese is in a foil squeeze bag. COMPLETELY grosses me out. I may actually have to go to scratch.

reminds me of Star Trek, When they got into some impossible trouble they just improved a system on the ship and by golly, invented new technology in 15 minutes sometimes. I used to say, Just improve the darn thing and keep it that way…but then we’d have less of a story.

Spray cheese? How about spray pancake mix?

Gee, what’s the big shiny yellow thing up there? The sun: the real cause for climate change.

2023 officially the hottest since they started measuring. I’m afraid that we’re too late to make a change for the better. The change is speeding up even more than in the direst predictions. So if I sound somber, it’s because I am.