Peanuts Begins by Charles Schulz for December 06, 2022

In the distant future, what’re the odds of these two’s young siblings (Charlie Brown’s sister Sally and Lucy van Pelt’s brother Linus) getting married?

Higher chance of winning the lottery than those two getting married.

I seem to remember Mad magazine did a parody strip of the Peanuts Gang after they grew up. Lucy and Charlie Brown were married in that one.

It’s actually infinity to one because they don’t grow up

Lucy Brown, wasn’t she mentioned in a song? (Mac the Knife, Bobby Darin)!

Naturally, Lucy went with the better odds and focused her efforts on Schroeder from now on. Who knows what would have happened if CB’s reply was “a million to one”

More than 70 years later and it still hasn’t happened. Hang in there, maybe Charlie Brown will be yours yet, don’t give up hope!

One time, Schroeder put the odds at “google to one”. And then proceeded to tell her how much that was.

Always trust the musician. He’s good at math.

And he’s never even thrown a snowball at her to show true love?