She reminds me of a woman I used to know. She’d turn up at the café I frequented and say, “Why don’t you buy me a coffee?” but in a tone that suggested I was rude for not having already offered. One day she invited herself to lunch and then criticised everything we had to eat. “Oh don’t use the white part of the lettuce, I don’t like it.” “Do you always cook fish like that? Boy I don’t.” I finally reminded her that we had not invited her, we weren’t expecting her, and she was free to leave. She stayed and ate.
You didn’t have to let Violet’s greedy response to your gracious offer deprive you of both candy bars Charlie Brown. People might call that wishy-washy.
Templo S.U.D. over 2 years ago
How stingy of you, Violet.
orinoco womble over 2 years ago
She reminds me of a woman I used to know. She’d turn up at the café I frequented and say, “Why don’t you buy me a coffee?” but in a tone that suggested I was rude for not having already offered. One day she invited herself to lunch and then criticised everything we had to eat. “Oh don’t use the white part of the lettuce, I don’t like it.” “Do you always cook fish like that? Boy I don’t.” I finally reminded her that we had not invited her, we weren’t expecting her, and she was free to leave. She stayed and ate.
iggyman over 2 years ago
No good deed goes unpunished Charlie Brown!
uniquename over 2 years ago
You admire frankness, and greed, apparently.
gantech over 2 years ago
Sure that isn’t really Lucy with her hair done differently?
I❤️Peanuts over 2 years ago
You didn’t have to let Violet’s greedy response to your gracious offer deprive you of both candy bars Charlie Brown. People might call that wishy-washy.
Lucy Rocks 9 months ago
Lucy is awesome. Her mean streak is funny. Violet is just your typical mean girl