It’s those elves I tell you. So many of them and and they never stop coming. And then I hear this poem and find out that I’m one of them. Mrs. Claus just didn’t understand.
should have bropken out tolkiens letters from Father Christmas a collection of letter he wrote to his children in the 930’s that would mysteriously arrive at their house in Oxford telling them of his adventures at the north pole.
Get real with that story, Vern? Tell him the truth. Santa is half Light Elf so he is chipper all of the time. He prudently moved his operation to Antarctica in 1904 because of Global Warming. (He doesn’t believe in procrastinating. There is no land under the North Pole so it makes sense.)
He’s not the only one involved. There are different days for different people. Father Christmas is one of them. Sol Invictus is another. They may work either out of Christmas town or the Alps mountain range.
GreasyOldTam over 5 years ago
I’ll bet the Santa in Non Sequiter knows a few places he could get an attitude adjustment.
the lost wizard over 5 years ago
It’s those elves I tell you. So many of them and and they never stop coming. And then I hear this poem and find out that I’m one of them. Mrs. Claus just didn’t understand.
over 5 years ago
You’re off to a bad start so far, Verne.
joegee over 5 years ago
At this rate Hammie will lose his excitement for Christmas in no time.
Breadboard over 5 years ago
Now Hammy is out of Vibration mode ! Stop while you are ahead Verne !
FassEddie over 5 years ago
Ah. The other shoe. Don’t leave out the smoky-ass reindeer contrail effect. Like JP4, it doesn’t wash out.
Wizard of Ahz-no relation over 5 years ago
should have bropken out tolkiens letters from Father Christmas a collection of letter he wrote to his children in the 930’s that would mysteriously arrive at their house in Oxford telling them of his adventures at the north pole.
Herb L 1954 over 5 years ago
Don’t tell him about Grandma.I can see a lawsuit happening ;(
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
Get real with that story, Vern? Tell him the truth. Santa is half Light Elf so he is chipper all of the time. He prudently moved his operation to Antarctica in 1904 because of Global Warming. (He doesn’t believe in procrastinating. There is no land under the North Pole so it makes sense.)
He’s not the only one involved. There are different days for different people. Father Christmas is one of them. Sol Invictus is another. They may work either out of Christmas town or the Alps mountain range.