And you wouldn’t believe how tough Santa’s lawyers are. No kid has ever won his or her case for broken promises on toys Santa says he’ll bring but doesn’t.
I had to scroll down to see all of the lawyer’s blather, losing the top section. The joke works every bit as well without the bit about the vacation. Tighten it up, Gary!
PICTO over 5 years ago
He forgot about the Santa clause…
Little Caesar over 5 years ago
So, no reindeer rider…..
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
That would make a great ballad song.
mourdac Premium Member over 5 years ago
And you wouldn’t believe how tough Santa’s lawyers are. No kid has ever won his or her case for broken promises on toys Santa says he’ll bring but doesn’t.
joefearsnothing over 5 years ago
There’s that fine print again!;o{
Perkycat over 5 years ago
That darn fine print!!
StephenRice over 5 years ago
I had to scroll down to see all of the lawyer’s blather, losing the top section. The joke works every bit as well without the bit about the vacation. Tighten it up, Gary!