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Off the Mark

By Mark Parisi

Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 31, 2018

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 5 years ago

    They all get A’s.

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    sirbadger  over 5 years ago

    If you could change the pitch of your buzz, you could play 4/5 of Beethoven’s 5th correctly. Du Du Du Bzzz Du du Du Bzzz.

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    Stevefk  over 5 years ago

    All in favor say fly? Looks like the flies have it!

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    Cloudchaser  over 5 years ago

    How to get your wings burned off by a pyromancer and then squished (I do wait until they land on something non-flammable and not easily damaged by heat)

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    Ontman  over 5 years ago

    What’s the buzz?

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    DanFlak  over 5 years ago

    An eye for an eye for an eye for an eye …

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    khmo  over 5 years ago

    SwwwwwAT!!!

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    ptnjbrown  over 5 years ago

    Alright you maggots! Listen up!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 5 years ago

    Freestyle swimming in a bowl of soup.

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    MissScarlet Premium Member over 5 years ago

    It’s the little, tiny mosquitos that drive me buggy.

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    Perkycat  over 5 years ago

    If we only knew where this school was, we could take care of a lot of annoyances with one swat.

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    And So It Goes  over 5 years ago

    “Raid” the school!

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    The gnats have a masters on that subject.

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    Babs Maloney Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I always wondered why they are so uniformly good at being pests.

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    tonicee9  over 5 years ago

    Cute!

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    DD Wiz Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I’d love to be a fly on the wall in that class room

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