Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 14, 2018

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    willispate  over 5 years ago

    laughing

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    Pocosdad  over 5 years ago

    “You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here.”

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    Linguist  over 5 years ago

    Let the dogs in !

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    psminson  over 5 years ago

    Play ‘American Pie’ by Don McLean. Shuts down a party faster than anything.

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    Ginny Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Some hosts specify start and stop times on their invites. “from 7 to 10”, for instance. Offensive.

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    Godfreydaniel  over 5 years ago

    Biggest laugh of the day—so far!

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    Airbender  over 5 years ago

    They must know my old friends. I literally had to do just that to get them to leave. Ironically, their last name was Bye.

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    TurbosDad  over 5 years ago

    Call the police on yourself…

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    winston5610  over 5 years ago

    SWAT the address.

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