Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 09, 2018

Andy just cannot escape the long arm of the law whether at home or on holiday.

I hope Skegness has plenty of beer.

Skegness, the “most deprived seaside area in Britain”.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skegness

Flo must be raking in good money to support her drunken husband and still take a holiday.

They seem to be sticking together, Andy. Try East Jaywick.

The police should look on Andy as job security.

I was going to make a joke about “sunny Skegness”, but considering the extreme heat, and drought, Great Britain and Ireland are experiencing at the moment, it’s not really funny to be so sunny.

An old railway poster read, “Skegness is so bracing”.

I’m going abroad in 2 weeks but only for 5 nights.

xxx

It’s amazing that Andy is so agile that he can jump and click his heels, and still manages to end up in the canal frequently.

Went to my Aunt and Uncle’s house yesterday. Saw some rabbits in their yard. My Aunt hates the rabbits because they eat her flowers.