Mike Luckovich for June 29, 2018

Perfectly satisfactory answer for any comittee hearing before next January.

Whether you “row” a boat in cool water or “wade” into pleasantly temperate water, you’d better answer carefully in confirmation hearings or you’ll be in HOT water

We’ll probably get some dope who hasn’t ever conducted a trial.

The actual answer, as shown by Mr. Sessions, should always be “Ah do not recall.”

Well, there’s one good thing…Dumb Donnie wants someone on the court for “The Next 45 Years”, so that rules out Crazy Joe Arpio, Rabid Rudy, Gomer Sessions, and some others…

Oh Dear God, it COULD be “I’m Eric” himself. He really IS that stupid…

Now that’s funny! One: because it’s whistling past the graveyard Two: because honestly I wouldn’t be at all surprised if Trump nominated a person at that IQ level.

Sarah P! Where is Caribou Barbie? The set is not complete without her! She shoots moose from a helicopter. What more qualifications could you possibly want? Sarah replaces Kennedy. Ted Nugent will replace Justice Ginsberg.

What a maroon. Obviously the correct answer is depends on how DEEP the water is.

I’m guessing it will be very shallow.

If Roe v. Wade falls, the country will explode.

Republicons are loving this torture of America.

Actual dialogue if there’s a hearing before spring: “Do you swear to burn the Constitution at every opportunity?” “Yes, Sirs!” “You’re confirmed”.