Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 14, 2018

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  almost 6 years ago

    If either is worth doing,

    it is worth doing right.

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    Display  almost 6 years ago

    Leave a candle burning in the window.

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    sandpiper  almost 6 years ago

    Known in matrimony as the zinger exchange. Nobody wins.

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    Nyckname  almost 6 years ago

    “Old age is when a bowel movement is more satisfying than sex.” ~ some stand-up comic

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    ptnjbrown  almost 6 years ago

    Funny. Just yesterday my wife said she was going to get her nails done. I said I would go to the bathroom while she was gone. She replied, we’ll see who’s done first.

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    CSun Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    After o many years, they know each other so well – it is nice

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    William Bednar Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    What happened to Wiz’s chair in panels 2 & 3?

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    KEA  almost 6 years ago

    If I spent that much time in the bathroom, I wouldn’t be able to stand.

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