A government agency collects a load of the insipid digital dreck that clogs the internet. They assign some poor schmoes to sift it for possible threats or other crimes. And later:
HR person to supervisor: Listen. This isn’t working. I’ve had to replace four ‘sifters’ in the last month.
Supervisor: are they going to work somewhere else?
HR: Nope. The first one went to psychiatric therapy. One joined the Marines, and one went into a monastery. The last one went out the 10th story window. They said they just couldn’t take anymore.
wiatr almost 6 years ago
Another good reason to leave them alone.
chris_weaver almost 6 years ago
It follows me everywhere, but… can’t. leave. phone!
Iron Pounder almost 6 years ago
And then there’s the NSA.
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 6 years ago
He’s paranoid because he’s being followed.
COL Crash almost 6 years ago
Big Brother lives there!
mourdac Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Sung to the tune of “Every day in every way…”
sandpiper almost 6 years ago
A government agency collects a load of the insipid digital dreck that clogs the internet. They assign some poor schmoes to sift it for possible threats or other crimes. And later:
HR person to supervisor: Listen. This isn’t working. I’ve had to replace four ‘sifters’ in the last month.
Supervisor: are they going to work somewhere else?
HR: Nope. The first one went to psychiatric therapy. One joined the Marines, and one went into a monastery. The last one went out the 10th story window. They said they just couldn’t take anymore.