I believe fire was found, not discovered. Probably after a lightening storm. But the Savage Chicken went to a lot of trouble to make that cake and those candles. So, necessity breeds invention, especially if there’s no lightening storm for a century or two.
Ida No over 5 years ago
Cake originally came from aliens! I knew it!
ant over 5 years ago
“The cake is a lie.”
pcolli over 5 years ago
No candles without fire.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 5 years ago
I believe fire was found, not discovered. Probably after a lightening storm. But the Savage Chicken went to a lot of trouble to make that cake and those candles. So, necessity breeds invention, especially if there’s no lightening storm for a century or two.
URL Not Found over 5 years ago
Must have baked that cake in an electric oven since fire had not been discovered.
Indianapolis Smith over 5 years ago
Why not just use a match?
Bearded Man at Sea over 5 years ago
Am I the only one who keeps rereading this because I love the chicken’s wattle?
marilynnbyerly over 5 years ago
The good news is birthday cake. The bad news, the option of having fried or roasted chicken.
Nobody_Important over 5 years ago
Can I have some cake? I didn’t get one on my birthday. I did get a Polar Pizza from Baskin-Robbins though.
Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 5 years ago
Bulging brow, lantern jaw. Must be a Neanderthal Chicken.