Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 29, 2018

  1. Cat29
    x_Tech  almost 6 years ago

    And at the next table Peter Piper picked a Peck.

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    Jeff0811  almost 6 years ago

    All his attempts at a 2nd date got squashed.

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    Display  almost 6 years ago

    You’re out of your gourd.

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    jreckard  almost 6 years ago

    Mary, Mary looks contrary.

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    Stevefk  almost 6 years ago

    And after dinner he was going to take her to a Smashing Pumpkins concert, but unfortunately things didn’t work out quite as planned after they left the restaurant.

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    chris_weaver  almost 6 years ago

    Her previous date, Jack Sprat, turned out to be an overly fussy eater.

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    Perkycat  almost 6 years ago

    She should stand up and say ‘make that pumpkin for one’ and split. He could at least have offered pumpkin pie - I might have stayed for that.

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