Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 16, 2018

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    I know what to do to help the pooch. Just take Fido out in the rain. After a good drenching, come back home and loosen the collar. Fido will shake off all the water and PRESTO! Old dog-face returns!

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    enigmamz  almost 6 years ago

    Aw, the poor puppy!

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    blunebottle  almost 6 years ago

    What I want to know is, what did the blond wear on her head that caused that hairdo!

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    dsidney49  almost 6 years ago

    That dog is from FRANCE!!! (hinting at my age here…)

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 6 years ago

    On too loong wearing the “Cone of Shame”.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Now THAT is funny!

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    Perkycat  almost 6 years ago

    This made me so laugh out loud. Good one!!

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    Rose Madder Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Ya think??

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    “Acme Veterinary Supplies” didn’t sound a little bit suspect?

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