Matt Wuerker for April 26, 2018

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    Guy Fawkes  about 6 years ago

     

    Onward Tяumpian soldiers!

    Marching us to war,

    With the cash of D.C.

    Going on before.

    Tяump, disloyal Bonespur,

    Tweets of all His woes;

    Forward into battle,

    See, His lawyers go!

    Onward, Tяumpian soldiers!

    Marching us to war,

    With the cash of D.C.

    Going on before.

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    At the name of Stormy

    Donny’s host doth pee;

    On then, Tяumpian soldiers,

    On to infamy!

    Tяump’s enablers quiver

    At who His lawyer pays:

    Sisters, lift your voices,

    Loud your anthems raise!

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    Like a spellbound army

    Moves the Church of Tяump:

    Brothers, we are heading

    Where the Reds have trod;

    We are all divided,

    Not one body we—

    Only in hate and Spirit,

    One infernally.

    Ŧ

    Clown’s sad tweets may shame us,

    Lawsuits rise and wane;

    But the Church of Tяumpus

    Constant will remain.

    Tales of truth can never

    ’Gainst the Tяump prevail;

    We have Tяump’s own promise,

    Which never fails to fail.

    Ŧ

    Onward, then, ye sheeple!

    Join our sappy throng;

    Blend with ours your vices

    In the triumph-o’-the-will song.

    Perjury, fraud and dishonor

    Along with Tяump we swing;

    This through countless charges

    Women and henchmen will sing.

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 6 years ago

    Trump’s distraction reaction.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 6 years ago

    Raytheon, General Electric, other war corporations want war and make even more money. A Neo-Liberal Democrat like Hillary R. Clinton wouldn’t act any differently.

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    Sadandconfused9  about 6 years ago

    Trump did a telephone interview at Fox News today. Wow, he should really do more of those extemporaneous interviews. He shafted Cohen and threw him under the bus by telling everyone listening in that Cohen only represented him in a few little matters… And yeah Cohen took care of the problem of Stormy Daniels for Trump.. out of the mouth of the idiot Into the ears of America. Trump completely forgot that he said he didn’t have anything to do with the Stormy Daniels payoff or with Stormy Daniels.. poor Trump he cannot remember what he lied about last and what he’s supposed to be lying about now… Now he’s back tracked on his lies once again and Cohen’s files become pertinent to show how little? Or how much?? Cohen was used to fixing for DT. I’ll bet you Rudy G is a little upset that Trump is not following his lawyer’s advice to keep MOUTH CLOSED!

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    robnvon Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Secretary Pompeo, don’t you think we might consider something more along the lines of of negotiations rather than the the rapture and the apocalypse?

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    Daeder  about 6 years ago

    We’re going to war with James Comey and the media and anyone else El Douche doesn’t like!

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    Sadandconfused9  about 6 years ago

    If Trump has his way we can all kiss our butts goodbye because he has no impulse control and no mental verbal filter. So the inevitable consequences becomes a nuclear Third World War. Whether it’s with North Korea or Iran or, hey maybe it’s even going to be with France. The way Donald goes on and on and on, I think he’s blown his Bromance with Macron. Nobody likes the dumb Donald…. Too bad…. so sad….. He still has his puppet master Putin that he thinks is his BFF. Maybe that consoles him at night when he can’t sleep.

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    wellis1947 Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Actually, Donnie wants to make his half-hour telephone visits to be at least a monthly occurrence. Donnie used to do this all the time BEFORE his ascension to the Presidency and, obviously, he misses the warm feelings of affirmation he gets from the tame denizens of “Fox and Friends”. I gather, however, that the ‘hosts’ of that program (or possibly even higher ups of Fox) started realizing Donnie wasn’t aware of the destruction he was spinning with his ‘stream-of-conscious’ babblings!

    It was vastly amusing to watch the hosts of that show trying to indicate to Donnie that he must shut up and get off the line – and the massive hilarity that was engendered because Donnie was clearly NOT GETTING the message!

    I await, with bated breath, the next installment of this of this farce, as does Mr. Mueller, I suspect. I especially appreciate the consternation currently engendered in both the West Wing and at Fox as they attempt to formulate a plan to keep the “President’s” babblings from reaching Mueller’s ears!

    Great fun, people, great fun!
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    Mr. Blawt  about 6 years ago

    Trump has to distract from his illicit affairs, if some brown people get killed in the process, that is just a bonus for the Republicans.

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