Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 11, 2018

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    I’m not gonna touch that.

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    clayusmcret Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Tell her tomorrow.

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    Stevefk  almost 6 years ago

    Quick, go get some Preparation H.

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    Ontman  almost 6 years ago

    Tell the truth. If she rejects him he can get all self righteous on her.

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    He’s sending the wrong signals.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Funny!

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    MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT  almost 6 years ago

    Either that or he’s just been to Taco Bell.

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    Impkins  Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    So many problems can occur when you get too well lit in any bar.

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    Sneaker  almost 6 years ago

    Come on baby light my fire!!

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    samantha.meyer  about 4 years ago

    You don’t sir. It’s called a white lie. Because it should only be a one night stand correct? So it should still be there in the morning when you leave!

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