Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for May 11, 2018

No, you don’t understand, the dogs are ball-boys!

Yeah, and how they they hold them to swing let alone placing the ball on the tee at every hole?

They must have had some on the short, little bus you rode too school.

One course I was on in Scotland had the tees and holes on hills and the fairway was the valley between. It was interesting.

The Hounds of Stableford.

Tiger Woofs.

I take my papillon along sometimes. One time I was golfing my papillon, Rudy and a friend. My friend hit a really bad drive that neither one of us could tell where it went. I found a Titleist ball. My buddy said he was playing that brand. I tossed it to him. He looked at it and said it wasn’t his. He tossed it back and I threw it to where I found it. We finished the hole. We were getting ready to tee off at the next hole when I turned and looked at Rudy. In his mouth was the golf ball I had tossed. Just then, a guy drives up in a cart; he’s a little angry. He looks at us accusingly and says,” Did you take my golf ball?” My buddy and I look at each other. We turned and pointed at Rudy. In unison we said, “He did it!”