Jeff Danziger for April 17, 2018

Where’s the brain bleach?

All dressed to go horse riding with that cute Putin fellow!

Brilliant use of the CCCP! (Cyrillic acronym for the Soviet Union).

They couldn’t find a fake flight suit in 5XXXXXL Fat for him???

Ohgawd, please stop using nakid emperor images !! I am tired of pouring bleach in my eyes !!!

All he really needs is a pine needle.

This Accomplishment is just as real as the last prominent time that phrase was used.

I hope we still aren’t militarily stuck in Syria 15 years from now!

While the con man had everyone distracted with the Syria strikes, he quietly signed away all the social welfare programs that help the impoverished needy children, the disabled veterans, the elderly who rely on Medicaid as part of their medical insurance payments. He’s probably more proud of that “mission accomplished” since he did it all by himself without anybody’s help. The Syria strike was a coalition of Brittan, France and the US. That meant he had to share the Limelight.

Who will Trump bomb when Comey’s book is actually released?

He didn`t need that big a banner.

That cartoon was quite a jolt. Where’s the eye bleach?

His followers saw this toon and complimented the president on his glorious new robes. Great job in Syria – it isn’t like you have bombed them and blamed Obama before! This should send a message to Syria – have fun gassing your people once a year!

Orange cretin bombs red line.