Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 16, 2018

The wife in this strip is the most irritating b#$%& witha capital B.

If she would have brought a purse, then she could have put a lint brush in it!

1. Hold your hands under a running faucet

2. Shake the excess water off leaving your hands damp

3. Rub your damp hands over the linty fabric, collecting the lint into little clumps

4. Eventually your hands dry and the clumps fall off.

5. Enjoy your movie

My husband would sympathize with you Ralph.

I knew a guy that cleaned out his nose pores with Scotch tape…

I think Ralph has been in the dark a lot longer than that.

My wife just blames me.

Umm… Just buy lint roller for the glove compartment.