Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 11, 2010
December 10, 2010
December 12, 2010
Transcript:
from the tip-top secretive dossiers of s.p.e.a.r. subject: Ralston rabbit first appearance: 12-6-05 aliases: "dr. hopsalot" as captain victorious' sidekick (ref:6-6-06). dr. preachy mcbuzzkill (ref: 9-23-06). affiliations: Mascot for crax cereal, action jacks, crax-lax, lunch-tastics, sugar fried butter pops, taught nutrition at cheetos middle school (ref:9-3-07) reportedly married moxie gumption (ref: 12-16-06). history: Writing book about franco prussian war with rabbits ("hasenpeffer") but only lands jobs where his face gets smashed in. talents: Can withstand unlimited amounts of physical abuse and resume normal form in seconds, possibly immortal and indestructible. weapons potential? drink of choice: vodka martini.
zero over 13 years ago
I say he’s a true hareau…
ChukLitl Premium Member over 13 years ago
Bugs’ motto: If you if you can’t beat ‘em, baffle ‘em.
Nebulous Premium Member over 13 years ago
The average Super Hero is more powerful. Remember that to get an average Cartoon Rabbit you would have to factor in Thumper, Peter Rabbit (from Beatrix Potter), ALL the rabbits in Watership Down, Rabbit(from Pooh), The White Rabbit, The March Hare. etc.
Sure, Bugs, Roger, and Ralston could each give Superman a har(e)d time, but your average Green Arrow type Super Hero could skewer the rest in no time.
mrsullenbeauty over 13 years ago
Best “Maus” joke I’ve read all season!