Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 01, 2010

You’re king of the hill now, Phil!

The irony of life.

What’s with the cat on the counter facing the wall?

Phil, bearer of Good News! What will Mrs. Phil have to say about his calculation?

And while Phil told his Honey They were good with their money Sometimes it’s great to know Nothings left when you go

@kreole: cats are weird. It’s probably playing Cat Chess with the other one. The rules are mutable so don’t ask. It’s probably winning, losing or sleeping.

Phil finds that his calculations go awry when the Mrs. asks about provisions for the cats.

@kreole: Why, is there something different about that cat?

@JohnnyD: The children never send them photos–especially infuriating since Mr & Mrs sent them to college and now they don’t write and don’t call.

The cat is watching a blank TV I guess, but that said it is an excellent, thought provoking comic, as usual. Thanks Wiley!

Wiley, you are the greatest.

Phil, your Honey would much rather you doing something more practical, like doing the vacuuming like you are supposed to be doing already!

WAIT!!!!! Perfesser PsShearer has yet to chime in to ejdukate us unlearned progressives as to why Wiley is biased against business!

You can always afford to die. It may just become your survivors’ problem affording to bury or cremate you. Best bet: snitch on the mob. They’ll dispose of your body free of charge.

I’ve sensed your hatred for dining rooms for years now. :)

Yeah, hopefully you already bought your funeral too since the inheritance taxes will eat up anything that might have been passed on down to your kids.

^ So you are in the 1/2 of one percent who will be hit by the inheritance tax? Otherwise it will be only local taxes and poor planning that taxes your estate.

There’s always the option of donating your body to science - that doesn’t cost anything, but you gotta make sure they’ll take you! Another great entry for the Death Cartoon Collection at The Family Plot Blog: http://thefamilyplot.wordpress.com/category/death-cartoons/

It’s all we can aspire to now…

Potrzebie: I literally laughed out loud!!

Homage to George Booth? Need more cats.

Two cats, no worries about a funeral. Mrs Phil will just leave them in the house when she splits to Cancun with what Phil has saved.

I’m not going to die until I can afford to do so properly, which means, I’m probably going to live forever.

@Perfesser: Being There wasn’t the first thing that came to mind, but a marvelous take nonetheless! The TV remote aimed at a mugging in progress was priceless…

if they couldn’t afford to die, would they be prevented from it?

Amen to that. Actually I am surprised that no-one has put in any anti-religious jibes yet.

Two guys were at the funeral of one of their close friends. The man had been very, very successful. Quite frankly, he was rich. They stood looking him in his coffin for a long time. It was made of the finest mahogany with intricate patterns of ebony and mother of pearl drifting through the finish. The opening was trimmed with precious gems of many colors. The inside was lined with mink fur. The one guy looked at the other and said, “Man, that’s livin’”

My cat does not run from the vacuum cleaner. I can come up to her pretty close. But if looks could kill, my vacuum cleaner would burst into flames…(I love the word vacuum, because you get to use two “u” s right next to each other.) Phonetically, they both have slightly different sounds, and make for a word that has 2 and a 1/2 syllables.

Wiley, My “dining room” is my TV, office and workout room, while my “living room” is my library, art gallery and setup for trips or meetings. I live in the kitchen and dining room during the day, and only spend sleeping hours upstairs- other 2 rooms upstairs are “storage”.

Varnes, I recognise you from other sites. I will be participating in Sheriffs new site for Luann comments. and my own email is my name @cox.net although I’m considering a change to Direct TV -been with Cox many years.

@kreole, the cat is having a “time out”.