Mike Lester for February 17, 2018

  1. Albert einstein brain i6
    braindead Premium Member about 6 years ago

    The police went to Cruz’ residence 39 times.

    Why didn’t the police do anything? What could they have done?

    Should the police have notified the FBI?

    If the FBI had investigated Cruz, what could they have done?

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  2. Bill
    Mr. Blawt  about 6 years ago

    Seem like they were too busy making up fake Clinton scandals to stop the Russian collusion before the election. Now we are left with inane cartoons.

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  3. Guy fawkes
    Guy Fawkes  about 6 years ago

     

    America, just allow me one more chance

    To get along with you

    Uncle Sam, just allow me one more chance

    Ah’ll do anything with you

    Well, I’m a-drivin’ down the road

    With my phone in my hand

    I’m lookin’ for a country

    Needs a worried man

    Just-a one kind favor I ask you

    Allow me just-a one more chance

    America, just allow me one more chance

    To ride your aeroplane

    Uncle Sam, just allow me one more chance

    To ride your passenger train

    Well, I’ve been lookin’ all over

    For a place like you

    I can’t find nowhere

    So you’ll have to do

    Just-a kind a favor I ask you

    Allow me just-a one more chance

    America, just allow me one more chance

    To get along with you

    Uncle Sam, just allow me one more chance

    Ah’ll do anything with you

    Well, lookin’ for a country

    That ain’t got no traitor

    Is just lookin’ for a needle

    That is lost in the sand

    Just-a one kind favor I ask you

    Allow me just-a one more chance

     

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Does Mr. Lester think there are only 10 people in the FBI, and they are all busy investigating the Russian scandal?

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  5. Guy fawkes
    Guy Fawkes  about 6 years ago

     

    Sock it to me…

    Goin’ down the river

    With my Russian givers

    And I wished I had delivered

    But I do believe they meant it

    When they told me I’d regret it

    And I do so bigly sweat it

    They’ll see me as a dirty hound

    When the truth goes around

    Goin’ down

    Goin’ down

    Wakin’ up to tweet

    It’s all Siberian in the street

    I’d like to pretend I didn’t cheat

    But I forgot to save some cash

    And it’s so hard rob white trash

    I’m pretty sure I’m gonna crash

    And I knew I should have made me lose

    It’s front page news

    Goin’ down

    Goin’ down

    I wish I had another job

    It wouldn’t be so hard to rob

    I should have taken time to think

    Besides I got the picture straight

    Putin must have had another date

    I didn’t need this extra weight

    I wish that I could see my favorite whore

    Don’t want no more

    Goin’ down

    I’m goin’ down

    And now I see the life I led

    I threw it all away in bed

    I should have learned to read instead

    And now it’s really got me stumped

    I can’t believe the way I humped

    I’d like to get that Mueller dumped

    I can’t believe they believe I’m tough

    I’ve suffered enough

    Goin’ down

    Goin’ down

    I wish I looked before I ran

    I didn’t know they’d bust my scam

    Been down before, I didn’t get caught

    Doesn’t anybody stay bought?

    This D.C. scene is gettin’ cold

    I’m hungry, sleepy, fat and old

    They told me to govern nice

    I should have taken their advice

    I only want to go on home

    I’d gladly leave politics alone

    What a way to end my life

    If I can I’ll keep on causin’ strife

     

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  6. Wtp
    superposition  about 6 years ago

    Our congress seems only able to offer thoughts and prayers and assign blame after yet another tragedy, but can’t hear/answer the pleas of our children …

    " …

    At one point during the service, students began chanting “no more guns”, with several speaking about the need for stricter gun control.

    Posts of memories and sadness over the loss of friends and family members flooded social media.

    …"

    http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2018/02/florida-high-school-shooting-180215061404114.html

    Do we have to bribe congress like the NRA does to get their cooperation?

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  7. Durak ukraine
    Durak Premium Member about 6 years ago

    No, this was not the FBI’s fault. Ask Congress, who funds the FBI and sets the limit on resources for the FBI, whose fault it is. If I give you a tea cup, and tell you to empty the Atlantic Ocean, is it YOUR fault, or MINE when you fail?

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    lonecat  about 6 years ago

    Mueller caught 13 Russian snipes just yesterday. Some people think it’s more important to protect Trump than it is to protect the country.

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    well-i-never  about 6 years ago

    Wow. What a lousy cartoon – from the idea to the execution.

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    Addled Brain  about 6 years ago

    If the FBI had gone to the shooter’s house and confiscated his guns all the gun nuts would be beside themselves with criticism. The FBI can’t win no matter what they do with these people.

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    NeoconMan  about 6 years ago

    I’m with Lester on this one; I, too, want to live in a country when the police can lock you up forever on the suspicion that you might one day commit a crime. Provided they are MY police, that is.

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  12. Bill
    Mr. Blawt  about 6 years ago

    I think lester is on to something here – let us start rounding up every gun owner who the FBI has received a tip about. It would keep us a lot safer than kicking out grandmothers and doctors. Good idea Mike, let’s start rounding up anyone who has had a tip sent in to the FBI – then we won’t have a next school shooting. Finally a bi-partisan solution!

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  13. Albert einstein brain i6
    braindead Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Once again:

    What should the FBI have done?

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    ahab  about 6 years ago

    Russia gives Lester employee of the month snaps. The steroids are in the mail.

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    lonecat  about 6 years ago

    Is Lester witting or unwitting?

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    Nantucket Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Since 1986, it is against the law to create a database of registered firearms.

    https://www.npr.org/2013/05/20/185530763/the-low-tech-way-guns-get-traced

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    wolfiiig  about 6 years ago

    Blame the FBI, NOT the shooter! (Please repeat 500 times).

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    Nantucket Premium Member about 6 years ago

    SFCGATOR, can’t take guns away under Baker Act unless convicted of a felony. Even after domestic calls, you cannot automatically incarcerate someone. There is a long, complicated, difficult process. I can imagine the outcry from the NRA and gun zealots if the FBI started taking guns from people who have had the police called for domestic or other violence. Look at Trump preventing the implementation of the SSI mental health block on guns.

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  19. Albert einstein brain i6
    braindead Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Gator, thanks for the response.

    Notify the local police, who have already been there 39 times? Why didn’t the police notify the FBI? They didn’t think it was urgent?

    Confiscate his weapon(s) within 24 hrs? Didn’t Republicans just pass federal legislation making that more difficult?

    You’re willing to apply those criteria on a widespread basis?

    But you don’t want gummint reaching into the lives of private citizens, right?

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    Addled Brain  about 6 years ago

    SFCGATOR : Why was he able to have gun in the first place ?

    “This guy has a mental health issue. Without a gun, he’d still have a mental health issue but he wouldn’t have been able to kill 17 people !” — Fran Lebowitz

    Here’s another thing : without a gun that could expel magazines and magazines of ammunition the shooter would not have been able to kill so many people. Are these high capacity weapons needed for hunting ?

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    Addled Brain  about 6 years ago

    Oh jeez, SFCGATOR. maybe if you didn’t have your head where you hide your Saturday Night Special it would occur to you that, if the 2nd Amendment was meant to make sure US Citizens are armed for National Defense, as you say, then the “Regulated Militia” part (maybe you didn’t know that part was there) really is the crux of the Amendment, that the 2nd Amendment was never intended for individual firearm ownership and you and Justice Scalia have been wrong all along. YA THINK ?

    Also, here’s another thought : you wouldn’t have cause to blame Cruz’s family, friends, schoolmates, School teachers and administrators, Florida PD and Sheriff if the Republicans hadn’t weakened gun control laws regulating who can get guns and what types of guns they can get. Maybe Cruz would never have had a gun in the first place and, if the assault weapon ban hadn’t been eliminated by the Republicans, maybe the shooter wouldn’t have killed so many people.

    YA THINK ?
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  22. So long charlie brown copy
    mlester101 creator about 6 years ago

    Pretty sure it’s not “dumbass”.

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    Dave Ferro  about 6 years ago

    The 2nd amendment is there to protect us from an over-reaching government; it guarantees private ownership of firearms. If it wasn’t there, we’d probably be like the old Soviet Union by now.

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