Lalo Alcaraz for January 12, 2018

The way Trump is making America great again, is by starting at the top. See how great he has made things?

Well, after yesterday, this looks about right. Except, shouldn’t the door be his face?

The White Outhouse.

From “Get that son of a bitch off the field.” We graduate to “shithole countries”Yes, as 45 told us he lots of words, no decency, but lots of words.

Thank you, “president” Shi*hole Bonespurs!

Mr. Alcaraz, maybe that little half moon in the door should look more like Trump’s profile. But even without Trump’s trademark of a golden spittoon …snrk snrk….. It’s easy to see why the rest of the world would see us as Trump’s outhouse facility.

Did you notice that I got my oral typewriter to spell your name right???

At any rate good work, keep it up!

As if Donnie would fit in “that house”.

From the Toilet Bowl of The United States of America

Lawyer paid $130k to silence adult-film star over sexual encounter with Trump

A lawyer for President Trump reportedly arranged a six-figure payment to a former adult-film star to keep her from discussing a sexual encounter with Trump, according to a new report Friday.

The Wall Street Journal reported that Michael Cohen, an attorney for the Trump Organization at the time and now Trump’s personal lawyer, arranged for Stephanie Clifford, known in the industry as Stormy Daniels, to receive $130,000 as part of a nondisclosure agreement one month before the 2016 presidential election.

Clifford has privately told sources interviewed by the Journal that she and Trump had a consensual sexual encounter in 2006, the year after he and Melania Trump were married. Clifford was 27 years old at the time of the alleged encounter in Lake Tahoe.

http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/368779-trump-lawyer-arranged-130k-payment-to-adult-film-star-to-stay-quiet

I hope a staffer sticks this in the oval office.

Yes, a month before the prez election, trump’s attorney paid an adult film star $130,000 to keep her quiet about her relationship with trump. The 5th most scandalous thing that has happened with trump today. And the right wing just accepts it.

RIght wingers are now trying to say trump is no crazier than other presidents. First of all, I am not sure that is true. Also, the world has changed a great deal in the last couple decades and before that. JFK, for example, could have never survived the digital age we now live in as potus. It is a ridiculous comparison.

I am sure that is not true. As well, he is the coarsest Resident in the history of the nation. Maybe the world. Bigly!

Trump’s brain operates in the basement.

Trump’s brain operates in the basement.

I thought it was the parliamentary system that had a privy council.