@ Baslim: saw those too.
I’ll bet the book is an illustrated sex manual, Let’s see how she turns the page. Or it could be the cookbook that tells you how to make the corset cookies.
once again Vlad thinks today is Sunday…. thanks Vlad…. nice to have a warm fuzzy glow on a cold Friday… hope you get your fishnet friday fandango foul-up fixed….
Funny - some years ago I read a tip on keeping bananas longer - putting them in the refrigerator will turn the peel dark, but the flesh stays white and firm. It works great, so I’ve been doing that for some time now instead of leaving them out to quickly rot. Probably why bananas last longer out in winter than in summer.
may i humbly suggest (body part mostly commonly associated with women like melody ward beginning with the letter n) november, which is also a conveniently chilly month in the northern hemisphere?
I want to sue Teresa. I put my fuzzy dice into the oven. (I’ll swear on a stack of Green Lantern comics that I’m telling the truth.) I followed the recipe EXACTLY. Then I went to the grocery store, came home, fire trucks were everywhere, and … where are my loaded fuzzy dice???????
Once, for an international night I was organising at college, I booked a half-Indonesian reggae band called the Cool Bananas. Totally blew a hole in the budget but they were worth it. So, despite spoilage issues I am probably in favour of banana-fridge insertion.
margueritem over 13 years ago
And it’ll be BLACK by morning!
J.BenjaminDalton over 13 years ago
My ex-wife is a refrigerator. I have my banana. You must be referring to someone else’s banana.
FLIGHT SUIT over 13 years ago
Safeway sells chocolate covered frozen bananas. They’re delicious, and much better for you than an ice cream treat.
Sisyphos over 13 years ago
You did WHAT? Don’t you remember the old jingle, “…never put your bananas in the refrigerator”?
Steve Bartholomew over 13 years ago
It is a myth that bananas are harmed by refrigeration. That story was originally put forward by the United Fruit Company.
The Old Wolf over 13 years ago
No no! Asparagus should be kept in the coldest part of the refrigerator…
(This is a 30-year old, inside joke that would only be funny to a handful of odd computational linguists. Hence it’s perfect to post here…)
grapfhics over 13 years ago
@ Baslim: saw those too. I’ll bet the book is an illustrated sex manual, Let’s see how she turns the page. Or it could be the cookbook that tells you how to make the corset cookies.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 13 years ago
much better warm, but not moving in this case.
Fred Kuechenmeister over 13 years ago
once again Vlad thinks today is Sunday…. thanks Vlad…. nice to have a warm fuzzy glow on a cold Friday… hope you get your fishnet friday fandango foul-up fixed….
cleokaya over 13 years ago
This is just tutu sad.
worldisacomic over 13 years ago
What she is really saying is, not tonight! I’ve got a frigid headache!
wndrwrthg over 13 years ago
Please tell me you really didn’t do that to poor little Juanita. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEr9mYSZfAA
jpozenel over 13 years ago
Nice to see Betty Page on Fishnet Friday. More please!
Palyke over 13 years ago
It’s really tutu much with all the inuendoes.
Ushindi over 13 years ago
Funny - some years ago I read a tip on keeping bananas longer - putting them in the refrigerator will turn the peel dark, but the flesh stays white and firm. It works great, so I’ve been doing that for some time now instead of leaving them out to quickly rot. Probably why bananas last longer out in winter than in summer.
jtp asked for more Betty - here’s a bunch:
http://tinyurl.com/28k6d8s
jpozenel over 13 years ago
Thanks Ushindi!
Hubba! Hubba!
Ushindi over 13 years ago
Always willing to help a jtp or an st2.
trekkermint over 13 years ago
may i humbly suggest (body part mostly commonly associated with women like melody ward beginning with the letter n) november, which is also a conveniently chilly month in the northern hemisphere?
gabrielmcgrath over 13 years ago
so… the naked Russian man. he was in love, right?
J.BenjaminDalton over 13 years ago
I want to sue Teresa. I put my fuzzy dice into the oven. (I’ll swear on a stack of Green Lantern comics that I’m telling the truth.) I followed the recipe EXACTLY. Then I went to the grocery store, came home, fire trucks were everywhere, and … where are my loaded fuzzy dice???????
MisngNOLA over 13 years ago
To quote the late Mitch Hedberg “Someone asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said no, but I want a regular banana later, so, yeah.”
plight over 13 years ago
Once, for an international night I was organising at college, I booked a half-Indonesian reggae band called the Cool Bananas. Totally blew a hole in the budget but they were worth it. So, despite spoilage issues I am probably in favour of banana-fridge insertion.