Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for January 03, 2018

So, they put a mirror in her casket..

I are dead people.

hmm… interesting thought. How about “I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”

I told you I was sick!

A LIL UNDER THE WEATHER

wow, it’s like she’s got a sixth sense…

I always thought I’d like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I’d like it to say ‘figment.’ Andy Warhol

A few years ago, I actually did come up with a mocking sort of epitaph for myself. It’s this: ‘Here lies Robert Silverberg. He spent most of his life in the future. Now he’s in the past.’ Robert Silverberg

When I die, my epitaph should read: She Paid the Bills. That’s the story of my private life. Gloria Swanson

Epitaph for a dead waiter – God finally caught his eye. George S. Kaufman

“Sometimes the magic works, sometimes it doesn’t.” … Little Big Man (1970)

I like the comics. I hate the ads. I quit because there are too many ads.