Chuckle Bros by Brian and Ron Boychuk for January 31, 2023

Isn’t that canklephobia ?

So don’t marry a woman with large calves. Is he really sure it’s not just a fear of marrying – with her having large calves as an excuse?

When I hear the term “gams”, I think of Betty Grable and a pinup poster of her looking back over her shoulder showing off her gams.

You’ve been associating them with your domineering mother, who was a successful sheep rancher.

I don’t know, but I been told A big-legged woman ain’t got no soul

This guy might be on his last legs.

I thought it was Bruce Banner and the mental affliction was the fear of gamma rays…

Gam – slang leg, poss gambaphobia…

Isn’t a heifer a large calf? So, he doesn’t want a cow.

Sometimes I’ll have a dream where I’ll marry a girl who I wouldn’t marry if I was fully awake.

Or roundrhinophobia, the fear of rounded noses