You got it Skyler. That’s why!
No truer words where spoken. Michel De montaigne; ” Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and the birds inside desperate to get out”.
Cosmo should reply in the last panel, “Because their happiness (and chance of) has died.”
The silence speaks volumes.
Time to use your Fifth Amendment rights.
Don’t you just love rhetorical questions from kids?
It used to be that the white means sexual purity. Gone are those days.
White because the brides are chaste; black because the grooms are the chasers.
Sexual purity……….HAH!!!
Way to go Skyler!
Ach du lieber! Ein andere viertuppelspammerflaggen!
why do married men normally die first? because we want to
In other countries, China, for example, the lucky color is red, but now they are starting to copy the US, so it’s white for an extravagant wedding.
Geez, folks, this joke was ancient when I was a child, like 50 years ago! “Everything old is new again”? I expect better from Shoe.
He won’t buy the cow if the milk is free.
Sexist.
Rick McKee
Yukoner over 13 years ago
You got it Skyler. That’s why!
elbee57 over 13 years ago
No truer words where spoken. Michel De montaigne; ” Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and the birds inside desperate to get out”.
pouncingtiger over 13 years ago
Cosmo should reply in the last panel, “Because their happiness (and chance of) has died.”
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
The silence speaks volumes.
Sandfan over 13 years ago
Time to use your Fifth Amendment rights.
joefish25 over 13 years ago
Don’t you just love rhetorical questions from kids?
davidf42 over 13 years ago
It used to be that the white means sexual purity. Gone are those days.
alan.gurka over 13 years ago
White because the brides are chaste; black because the grooms are the chasers.
wicky over 13 years ago
Sexual purity……….HAH!!!
Comicsexpert over 13 years ago
Way to go Skyler!
rotts over 13 years ago
Ach du lieber! Ein andere viertuppelspammerflaggen!
steelerman66 over 13 years ago
why do married men normally die first? because we want to
scrabblefiend over 13 years ago
In other countries, China, for example, the lucky color is red, but now they are starting to copy the US, so it’s white for an extravagant wedding.
BigUglyCat over 13 years ago
Geez, folks, this joke was ancient when I was a child, like 50 years ago! “Everything old is new again”? I expect better from Shoe.
Crabbyrino Premium Member over 13 years ago
He won’t buy the cow if the milk is free.
Ashrey over 13 years ago
Sexist.