Lio by Mark Tatulli for December 09, 2017

At least it wasn’t an alien Jehovah’s Witness!

Selling laser insurance, buy this policy or we will turn our laser on you.

Now THOSE might be worthwhile – it’s likely an alien technology that would be far more efficient than Earth-made solar panels.

I think it’s more likely to be used as a beacon for the mother ship. Of course that just might encourage Lio to buy it…

“No thanks, I have Lunar panels."

I just noticed something…you don’t see Lio from the back very often. I was surprised to see the big part in the middle of his hair. Or maybe it’s just me…

Don’t you really hate it when Alien Salesmen just drop in uninvited?

NO SOLICITING!