Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 04, 2017

Umm, yeah, because that guy needs to gain some more weight.

Alright, peeps here is a quiz, What did that guy be on Halloween?

Adults simply don’t comprehend what candy means for kids.

They could have asked if he needed some help eating those… He might give them some more.

This guy is gonna turn into a male miss godfrey

Is it weird that I have never tried necco wafers

Well, this has never happened for me. The Day after halloween is a busy one clearing up the mess of a TORNADO of trick or treaters. And in the end there is no candy left over! :P

You might have just been patient, and wait for other trick-or-treaters.

Yes most kids have called it quits after like 5 days. Lol

Every time Nate goes trick-or-treating, at least one adult refuses to give real candy.

So If I throw a cake at you it will explode????

I have a supply of cakes I also have free rice cakes

That guy is so cruel and sadistic; he tempts kids with his candy and then says that he’s eating it himself.

And exactly WHAT is so bad about banana flavored Necco wafers? Mmm, MMMMMM GOOD!!

Nate is right. Most people stopped trick or treating 4 days ago XD

I didn’t mind the banana wafers, but my favorite is chocolate. Did you know the pink ones are supposed to be clover flavored??? XD

You know how adults say kids need to eat healthy? I think they need that even more.

This reminds me about that comic strip where Nate and his friends talk about how long his candy lasted, and he said "November 1st. And then teddy says " it was the sugar rush that lasted until Christmas"!

Hi my name is billy, and there are some trick or treaters who want candy. Even though I have a gazillion pieces of candy already, I don’t want to give them a single bit. I will be sure to thank them once they egg my house! Darr Darr Darr.

Add to egg list.

You cruel selfish candy hog!! IT’S EGGING TIME!!!

What’s wrong with banana necco wafers. There just like uhhh chocolate and strawberry

BRUH!

well it is his candy

Egg that guy’s house, would ya, Nate? Btw, does that guy REALLY need to gain even more weight? Such a sadistic man.

That had 0 clue.

That guy could GIVE IT TO THE TRICK OR TREATERS IN FRONT OF HIM.