There is no Santa, Garfileld. Jon reads all those messages and gets a hearty laugh out of it. Yes, Garfield. Your whole life is one big lie. Now, go bite Jon.
“hy sanda!!! i luv eu sow much n i wana lik ur face bcuz i luv eu and yu ar da besd pursin EVUR!!! ey m sooooooo xcidid four chrizmus tis yere n i wana bone lot of bones”
…and it would just go on and on about bones until the computer would die a swift death from an ocean of doggy drool.
Oh Aye a change of tactic to put Santa off balance with so idle chit chat pretending to care about Santa and the entire North Pole family,in order to give Santa the ever so false impression that he actually gives a snit about anyone other than himself. Really Garf,how naive do you think Santa will be in regards to you with ALL these years of misbehaving,and ALL those huge shipments of Coal to you so richly deserved?
That Katt is way simply too bright.If he begs Santa mother Clause,The elves and The Reindeer more than likely he will actually.Old Saint Nick would be keen and eager to please the nice Katt.Now Garfield only does need to keep in mind to have Plenty of Cookies as extra bait and Lots of Milk by The Christmas Tree old Kringle Will give the whole loot to The tabby.If only more Cats were as Kwel as Garf I bet every Christmas time on December the 25th they’ll would be Cats partying in each and every home that has a Pet Cat.Way to Go Garfield.The brainless I mean Odie Pooch would be envious if he only knew how smart his feline companion does happen to be.Send it Asap Lad. :)
If there is one thing I can’t stand is someone I don’t know well starting a Skype conversation (text based not spoken) at work with how are you – just get to the point
There is no Santa, Garfileld. Jon reads all those messages and gets a hearty laugh out of it. Yes, Garfield. Your whole life is one big lie. Now, go bite Jon.
Templo S.U.D. over 6 years ago
Interesting idea.
Adiraiju over 6 years ago
“Anyway, PUH-LEEEZE GIMME!”
Gent over 6 years ago
There is no Santa, Garfileld. Jon reads all those messages and gets a hearty laugh out of it. Yes, Garfield. Your whole life is one big lie. Now, go bite Jon.
maxmacrubymimi over 6 years ago
I wonder what Odie’s letter would look like.
“hy sanda!!! i luv eu sow much n i wana lik ur face bcuz i luv eu and yu ar da besd pursin EVUR!!! ey m sooooooo xcidid four chrizmus tis yere n i wana bone lot of bones”
…and it would just go on and on about bones until the computer would die a swift death from an ocean of doggy drool.
William Pursell over 6 years ago
Oh Aye a change of tactic to put Santa off balance with so idle chit chat pretending to care about Santa and the entire North Pole family,in order to give Santa the ever so false impression that he actually gives a snit about anyone other than himself. Really Garf,how naive do you think Santa will be in regards to you with ALL these years of misbehaving,and ALL those huge shipments of Coal to you so richly deserved?
TheNeverEndingLasagne over 6 years ago
2.6.3
pcolli over 6 years ago
“Begging”….. more like demanding.
TheGarfieldFan over 6 years ago
That Katt is way simply too bright.If he begs Santa mother Clause,The elves and The Reindeer more than likely he will actually.Old Saint Nick would be keen and eager to please the nice Katt.Now Garfield only does need to keep in mind to have Plenty of Cookies as extra bait and Lots of Milk by The Christmas Tree old Kringle Will give the whole loot to The tabby.If only more Cats were as Kwel as Garf I bet every Christmas time on December the 25th they’ll would be Cats partying in each and every home that has a Pet Cat.Way to Go Garfield.The brainless I mean Odie Pooch would be envious if he only knew how smart his feline companion does happen to be.Send it Asap Lad. :)
Queen of America over 6 years ago
I’m guessing Norm took a message and it never got to Honeybunch.
Rufus The naked mole rat over 6 years ago
So the winter’s been mild so far in Indiana or wherever Garfield lives? So it’s not just PA. =(
dlkrueger33 over 6 years ago
I remember a Peanuts strip where Linus did the exact same thing. LOL
denny-king over 6 years ago
I start my letter to Santa the same way.
John M over 6 years ago
If there is one thing I can’t stand is someone I don’t know well starting a Skype conversation (text based not spoken) at work with how are you – just get to the point
Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 6 years ago
Garfield, you stole this idea from Sally Brown. From about 50 years ago!
KeepKeeper over 6 years ago
Gent 2 days ago
There is no Santa, Garfileld. Jon reads all those messages and gets a hearty laugh out of it. Yes, Garfield. Your whole life is one big lie. Now, go bite Jon.
KeepKeeper over 6 years ago
This coming from a guy who talks to cats