Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 08, 2017

Try someone else, Andy. Sidney, David, whoever else is in your so-called “social circle.”

Good morning, fellow Cappers! Shout out to Aficionado!

It’s good to see that Andrew J. Capp doesn’t discriminate with regards to who pays for his drinks!

Careful, Andy! If Flo finds out that you’re trying to hustle Ruby, even if it’s just for pints, she’ll have your head on a stake outside the front door.

The reason I don’t go to the bar I own. Everybody want to drink for free.

@Number Six

If I remember correctly, Afficiando responded to a comment by calling the person a moron, which in the GoComics world will get you sent to Coventry every time. I wonder how long these suspensions last? Would an apology suffice, or does he need to flagellate himself to get back in their good graces?

Maybe Guitar Bob will be a Jack’s & pay for a few rounds. I am surprised it took Chalkie this long to shut Andy off!

Andy gets dole money.

What the heck does he do with it?

xxx

@Afficionado

I think the battery in my Toshiba laptop is faulty. As soon as I unplug it (when it’s fully charged) it switches itself off after a few minutes. I don’t wish to get a new laptop because it works perfectly fine when it’s plugged in.

My Auntie got one of those 2-in-1 computer-tablet things. It’s cute.

Saw two deer while out walking today. A few days ago, saw three chickens. They must have gotten loose from a yard or something.