B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 12, 2017

And a BIIIIIIIIIG MOUUUUUUUTH!! (Note the Jackie Gleason-style delivery!)

Why doesn’t anybody like the Apteryx?

Hairy Feathers – good name for a rock band. (apologies to Dave Barry)

Has it only been 50,000 ?

Has it been as many as 50,000? I have a feeling that number is slightly overly exaggerated.

My favorite was when he met the “schlogg of foam from the sea, with no visible means of support…”

Stop putting on airs and go by your common name: Kiwi.

He’s an early birdbrain. That is all that his brain can remember and process.

On this subject….the authors need to revamp the dinosaurs they depict. Fossils now indicate they all had feathers of some sort, except the aquatic ones.

Why is this funny…?

I’m glat to see that he’s still hanging around.

You forgot, "Hi there . . . "