Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 07, 2017

The joke is obvious. It’s deciding how to modify the lyrics that’s the problem.

She’s a unicorn, Phoebe, not an instruction manual.

Phoebe sure has a lot to learn about unicorn magic.

As long as she doesn’t start dancing on the ceiling.

I wonder where I can buy one of those nifty Shields…

So how will they explain those mysterious cloven hoof prints on the ceiling? Spider-Unicorn!

Dancing on the ceiling.

https://youtu.be/1d-eovJ9CrY

Didn’t we debate in the past about the Shield of Boringness disabling people noticing Marigold? On this one, I think?

http://www.gocomics.com/phoebe-and-her-unicorn/2017/02/02

You didn’t ask.

I wanna walk on the ceiling! It’d be fun to see everything upside down

I want to walk on the ceiling! Hopefully without a head rush.