Bad Machinery by John Allison for August 29, 2017

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    CeeJay  almost 7 years ago

    She’s the kind of girl who’s done it all. You gotta love her.

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    scyphi26  almost 7 years ago

    Heh, I just noticed everyone at the pool has those wristbands they issue to show you’ve paid admission to be there and all…nice attention to detail, that.

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    GaryCooper  almost 7 years ago

    I like that snare for removing misbehaving swimmers. THey didn’t have that at any pool I’ve been to.

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    GaryCooper  almost 7 years ago

    Apparently what we call “cannonballing” is called “bombing” in England. And our “dunking” is their “ducking.”

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    GaryCooper  almost 7 years ago

    The boy Lottie shoves off the poolside— is he one of her group, or is he a total stranger?

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 7 years ago

    5m or 15 ft deep. That is rather deep.

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    Pequod  almost 7 years ago

    Tweet! Tweet! Tweet!

    A sound so sweet

    When Lottie breaks all rules.

    Running, pushing, bombing now

    Makes her the Queen of Pools.

    Pushes Jack. Stands on Sonny

    Shauna’s underwater.

    Linton’s hugged. Mildred’s bombed

    Charlotte’s a naughty daughter.

    Push your luck and you’ll be plucked

    Just might be banned for life.

    Back on dry land she’ll take a stand

    She lives to deal out strife.

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