Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 15, 2017

  1. Cat29
    x_Tech  almost 7 years ago

    If that’s a Pit Vaper why’s it in a tree?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    He’s not that deadly…

    He’s delighted to stay in that tree, and you can probably stay a safe distance away.

    The windshield viper is much more dangerous….

    He drops onto your car,

    and you suddenly can’t see where you’re driving on those tricky mountain roads.

     

    BTW I came back kinda late and answered those of you who commented about my pun-free post yesterday.

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    jreckard  almost 7 years ago

    Everyone’s comments today have been remarkably vapid.

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    P51Strega  almost 7 years ago

    Is that a relative of the puff adder?

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  almost 7 years ago

    Well, vaping is pretty deadly… “popcorn lung”, anyone?

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    Erichalfbee  almost 7 years ago

    Well vapers are the pits so why not.

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    jpsomebody  almost 7 years ago

    I thought that pit vipers came from Medusa’s underarms.

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    Skylark  almost 7 years ago

    Good Grief! I just had cataract surgery and read it as Pit Viper. No wonder I didn’t ‘get’ it!!! I’ll be glad when my vision clears up! It’s annoying to say the least!

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 7 years ago

    He’s come to vipe your waporizer.

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    gopher gofer  almost 7 years ago

    pit vapers are the pits…

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 7 years ago

    A new species of vaper vipers. Don’t inhale around them.

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