It is always that way when I go to Home Depot. Strange, every morning when the contractors will be there, they close a couple isles. So I often end up at Lowes.
It was just a routine bust. The perp was armed with a putty knife. So I caulked him up good. It’ll be a long time before he tries to cross an aisle barrier again!
—From statement by Home Depot Security Officer to prosecuting attorney in the case of State vs. Montague Montahue.
tonypezzano almost 7 years ago
Looks more like a stick up.
nitromicro almost 7 years ago
Caulked red handed.
Plods with ...™ almost 7 years ago
Closing aisles seems to be aimed directly at me when I go there.
Sir Ruddy Blighter almost 7 years ago
the “cop’s” gun seems to have a little premature…er…never mind
Spiny Norman Premium Member almost 7 years ago
At least they had what he was looking for, if i go in there looking for five things I usually only find three of them.
F-Flash almost 7 years ago
I taut I saw a putty knife
donut reply almost 7 years ago
It is always that way when I go to Home Depot. Strange, every morning when the contractors will be there, they close a couple isles. So I often end up at Lowes.
Sisyphos almost 7 years ago
It was just a routine bust. The perp was armed with a putty knife. So I caulked him up good. It’ll be a long time before he tries to cross an aisle barrier again!
—From statement by Home Depot Security Officer to prosecuting attorney in the case of State vs. Montague Montahue.