Tom Toles for June 01, 2017

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    Laird Nelson  almost 7 years ago

    Love the hands.

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    Dtroutma  almost 7 years ago

    And his staff is next.

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    Old_Curmudgeon   almost 7 years ago

    STICK YOUR SWORD UP YOUR …. {a limerick}

    To the heights of effrontery he’s soared.

    His insolence can’t be ignored.

    Let’s in anger

    give ‘im the fanger

    and tell ‘im where to stick his sword.

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    Daeder  almost 7 years ago

    Fossilized thinking gravitates toward fossil fuels.

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    Old_Curmudgeon   almost 7 years ago

    OBTUSE PARIAH – {a limerick}

    His foreign-policies are bogus;

    his obtuse mind can’t {focus} fogus.

    So Trump’s a pariah,

    a bad ally, a

    prez whose policies are rogue-ous.

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    Old_Curmudgeon   almost 7 years ago

    TRUMPSTERS WON’T BUDGE – {a limerick}

    Trumpsters simply won’t budge

    from the mire of the swampy sludge

    from which we’ve adjudged

    that they oughta be nudged,

    and replaced with folks of less smudge.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  almost 7 years ago

    Dunno. From what I saw of that “dance,” tRumpty dRumpty’s sword looked pretty limp. No doubt too heavy for his tiny hand.

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    Old_Curmudgeon   almost 7 years ago

    BUBBLES POP – {a limerick}

    Our nation and world are troubled,

    yet Trump continues embubbled

    in a sphere soon to pop.

    We’ll then have to mop

    where Trump has left everything rubbled.

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    Old_Curmudgeon   almost 7 years ago

    WHUP THE BULLIES – {limerick,image,coda, image}

    We’re harmed both in culture and materially

    as Trumpites in sequence bring serially

    first one thing then another.

    We need a big brother

    to whup the bullies {severely} severially.

    … Image:

    http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/Donald-Trump-Batman-DC-Comics-fandoms-3587844.jpeg

    … Coda:

    re BOTH Lex Luthor and Donald Trump,

    let’s task our Superman to give ‘em his thump.

    https://fmacskasy.files.wordpress.com/2016/07/president-lex-luthor.jpg?w=595&h=403

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    Masterskrain Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Dumb Donald with a sword? Heck no! He’d hire SOMEONE ELSE to swing it, and then NOT pay him!

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    edward thomas Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    The Donald he has a big sword.

    He says he stands up for his word.

    But when he doth swingeth

    Himself he doth wigeth,

    And exposeth himself for a turd!

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    avalon1  almost 7 years ago

    How could he possibly understand any culture when he has none?

    Ignoring environmental issues is just an age old GOP denial thing. The Galactus Party.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    So.. its okay for the president to cut up people.. but he goes gaga when someone else does it?

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 7 years ago

    Europe is turning solar. American Republicans want to force everyone to use fossil fuels because they get huge monetary kickbacks.

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    Frankfreak  almost 7 years ago

    America’s measurement system reflects the thinking of it’s people.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 7 years ago

    Donald Trump: Nobody wants to work for him because he is ‘crazy’, senior Republican says.

    “The talent pool is shrinking, because who wants to sign up for crazy?” added Mr Steele, who served as chairman of the Republican National Committee between 2009 and 2011.

    “Nobody wants to step into a situation where you’re flying by the seat of your pants and don’t know whether what you just said will hold up from one news cycle to the next," he told The Hill. "Nobody is going to be lining up for positions with that much uncertainty.”

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    Mr. Blawt  almost 7 years ago

    now that we got rid of the EPA and the Paris targets, business can get back to work, finally! Watch for prices to drop and jobs to open up all over. This was the brilliant GOP strategy all along, if we could just figure out how to let the rich keep their money, even more jobs would be made available and we would see prices drop at the register. It will be cash in the pocket and nickel milk. Good times, finally. Who knew making America great again would be so easy?

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 7 years ago

    The Regressives always show the way forward is to go backwards away from clean air, clean water, clean communications not suffused with lies but honest communications.

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    Addled Brain  almost 7 years ago

    This is a renegade administration. The Executive Branch no longer represents America. I believe Jerry Brown’s sensibilities more represent America at large.

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    chromosome Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Maybe Trump is America’s karma for its culture of glorifying ignorance.

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    avalon1  almost 7 years ago

    Disfunctional government, over 3000 people shot every year, K-12 education ignored, and we’re destroying our own planet.

    xxxxxx

    I pledge allegiance to the stewardship of this planet;

    For all creatures and environs therein;

    To only do unto others as I would have done unto me;

    With respect and cooperation for all.

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