Tarzan smiled, recalling all the lives he’d snuffed to assist Rhett Tomblooter in retrieving his stolen gimcrack, the ancient city he’d destroyed, and the hot fish-sex he’d avoided.
“Yes, it is incredible. The villainous fiends were so stupid that I, Tarzan could escape without a scratch…”
It’s OK, Sherm. We don’t see how he did it either.
Come on, Sherman did all the hard work; with clam shells no less. Tarzan should be saying, “I don’t know how you did it.”
And there we go, a unique sentient species wiped out over a cheesy artwork.
WoodstockJack over 6 years ago
Tarzan smiled, recalling all the lives he’d snuffed to assist Rhett Tomblooter in retrieving his stolen gimcrack, the ancient city he’d destroyed, and the hot fish-sex he’d avoided.
Gent over 6 years ago
“Yes, it is incredible. The villainous fiends were so stupid that I, Tarzan could escape without a scratch…”
Ray_C over 6 years ago
It’s OK, Sherm. We don’t see how he did it either.
J Short over 6 years ago
Come on, Sherman did all the hard work; with clam shells no less. Tarzan should be saying, “I don’t know how you did it.”
Polsixe over 6 years ago
And there we go, a unique sentient species wiped out over a cheesy artwork.