So he carefully unscrewed the fifty screws of the iron grating, inhaled some fresh water, skinned the shark, dressed the shark’s skin, and walked out of the pool among his captors, unseen
‘Funny thing this shark’, one of the captors said, ‘I had never noticed before that it has a pair of legs, not to mention the feet, which are also full of fingers, ant the fingers full of nails, and the nails full of… and the nails’
Espoc almost 7 years ago
So he carefully unscrewed the fifty screws of the iron grating, inhaled some fresh water, skinned the shark, dressed the shark’s skin, and walked out of the pool among his captors, unseen
Espoc almost 7 years ago
‘Funny thing this shark’, one of the captors said, ‘I had never noticed before that it has a pair of legs, not to mention the feet, which are also full of fingers, ant the fingers full of nails, and the nails full of… and the nails’
J Short almost 7 years ago
Tarzan wonders if his cordless DeWalt drill with the Phillips-head attachment will work under water.
J Short almost 7 years ago
Tarzan comes to the surface: Hey you guys, I’m gonna be here a while. Why don’t you go get some coffee and come back in about an hour.
Polsixe almost 7 years ago
Say “Shark Sushi” three times fast.
Gent almost 7 years ago
If it was Lee Falk’s Phantom, he’d have carved a skullmark on that shark to spook the fellows above… :-P
tripwire45 almost 7 years ago
Fresh water? Don’t they mean salt water?
rdmacgregor almost 7 years ago
I think they mean “fresh, salt water” … or, the grate allowed water exchange with the ocean, but prevented the shark (god) from escaping.
Old Comic Strip Lover almost 7 years ago
A much needed breather? Why didn’t Tarzan just call a time out like in other sports?
hablano almost 7 years ago
Shark killing is derived from futbol, no timeouts…