Caution: long fuse, but big explosion.
I’m allergic to Democrats and Republicans.
“Caution; EXTREMELY low tolerance for idiots, morons, nitwits, knuckleheads, and other generally clueless people bumbling their way through life!”
“I am a Native American U.S. Citizen, and, no! I did not rob and/or murder anyone of that name on my driver’s license.”
This has been necessary for when I travel in Texas and other southwestern states whose police confront me on “suspicion.”
Beware of Aunty Acid!
RUN!
Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate.
DANGER: RED HEAD
No Smoking! No Drinking! No Kidding!
CAUTION
do not approach when smoking around the ears
Warning—Highly inflammable!
“Fragile Heart! Handle with Care!”
“I knit so I don’t kill people!”
or, “I have two pointy sticks, you have two eyes!”
Warning. Highly sarcastic. Will tire you with satire.
Warning! Thinks dangerous thoughts and says them.
A warning label is not enough.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Caution: long fuse, but big explosion.
RonnieAThompson Premium Member almost 7 years ago
I’m allergic to Democrats and Republicans.
Masterskrain Premium Member almost 7 years ago
“Caution; EXTREMELY low tolerance for idiots, morons, nitwits, knuckleheads, and other generally clueless people bumbling their way through life!”
Daniel Jacobson almost 7 years ago
“I am a Native American U.S. Citizen, and, no! I did not rob and/or murder anyone of that name on my driver’s license.”
This has been necessary for when I travel in Texas and other southwestern states whose police confront me on “suspicion.”
Marvin Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Beware of Aunty Acid!
ChessPirate almost 7 years ago
RUN!
cuzinron47 almost 7 years ago
Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate.
paranormal almost 7 years ago
DANGER: RED HEAD
Dragoncat almost 7 years ago
No Smoking! No Drinking! No Kidding!
somebodyshort almost 7 years ago
CAUTION
do not approach when smoking around the ears
UncleTim` almost 7 years ago
Warning—Highly inflammable!
Charlie Tuba almost 7 years ago
“Fragile Heart! Handle with Care!”
fuzzybritches almost 7 years ago
“I knit so I don’t kill people!”
or, “I have two pointy sticks, you have two eyes!”
Gent almost 7 years ago
Warning. Highly sarcastic. Will tire you with satire.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 7 years ago
Warning! Thinks dangerous thoughts and says them.
Axeɫ handeɫ almost 7 years ago
A warning label is not enough.