Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for March 23, 2017

No one likes smart alecks… specially when the aleck is lazy.

Tony asked, about 11 hours ago

Are you a wise guy?

I’m over 60 and reading comics after 3am; does that make me wise?

“Shoulda GONE”……..

No I am not a wise guy…. if I was, I would be rich!!!

Well, I’m not a guy…..

But people have told me a part of my anatomy is wise.

Does that count?

Sigh… probably not.

Cos Ben Franklin said going to bed early makes “a man” wise.

If that applies to women, too…

Well, it’s 4am.

You do the math.

I really don’t think 12 would have been any luckier.

Been a wise acre most of my life….. thanks Dad!

@Tony

No, I don’t necessarily think I am getting wiser as I get older.

Elliot, you should have kept your big mouth shut.

@Tony:

Although some people might add (“donkey”) to the end of it, I consider myself to be a smart one. And right now, it might be a smart idea for you all to answer today’s…

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