Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 18, 2017
February 17, 2017
February 19, 2017
Transcript:
"Unicorn Withdrawal Stage 3: bargaining." Phoebe: Hey, Dad... If I clean my room, can you summon my unicorn back? Dad: Oh, honey... There comes a moment in every child's life when she has to learn her parents can't summon unicorns. Phoebe: Actually, I knew it was a long shot. Dad: Worth checking. Go clean your room.
Templo S.U.D. about 7 years ago
Only two more stages left to go, right? (Marigold and her sister must be having a wonderful time at that spa in Canada.)
Wilde Bill about 7 years ago
I feel like I’ve seen this story before.
Averagemoe about 7 years ago
I know how to summon a leviathan, if that would help.
codycab about 7 years ago
“I would do anything for love from a unicorn, but I won’t do that.”
BiggerNate91 about 7 years ago
Please don’t tell me the next stage is “breaking down.”
sjsczurek about 7 years ago
A unicorn lives forever
But not so little girls…………..
Is this the end of Phoebe and Her Unicorn?
Tue Elung-Jensen about 7 years ago
Just so much symbolism in those lines it fills your mind …
imjustlurking about 7 years ago
The next stage is finding out her horn can only glow, point to the nearest rainbow and play rave music…
MarkStock about 7 years ago
Wait, I know that brown crown shirt… Is Phoebe’s dad a Rayder?