Monty by Jim Meddick for February 07, 2017
February 06, 2017
February 08, 2017
Transcript:
This isn't working. I still have a prune hand... Why worry about it? It'll probably go away by tomorrow... I can't wait that long! Gretch is throwing a dinner party tonight, and I already RSVP-ed! I wonder if the toaster oven could dried out... Let's see... Bake, broil or toast...? Well, if you go with toast, would you mind doing a favor and hold this bagel for me?
Randy B Premium Member over 7 years ago
Rerun week with retro EB.
cupertino jay over 7 years ago
coinkadink.. yesterday i watched the hand-in-Toaster scene of The Lobster; absent bagel
ChessPirate over 7 years ago
“Why isn’t there an “Unwrinkle” setting?"
jfs_design over 7 years ago
Toaster oven won’t work since ‘prune fingers’ has nothing to do with saturated skin and everything to do with your brain reacting to conditions it thinks you need extra grip for. Monty doesn’t need his hands dried, he needs to give the blood vessels that cause the wrinkling time to relax.
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
Toasted prunes are still prunes, only scorched around the edges, Monty, my dumb masochist friend….
Alphaomega over 7 years ago
He’s done this before,hence four fingers!