Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for January 06, 2017
January 04, 2017
January 09, 2017
Transcript:
Mr. McClellan: Here, wallace. Wallace: what's this? Mc. McClellan: you've always wanted a pet. Wallace: A barnacle? Wallace: that's not funny. Mr. McClellan: Want two pets?
They may be pretending to be clowns, with their white faces. I’ve never seen it this way before.This is funny but it doesn’t feel like they are trying to look like clowns, IDK what the white faces is about.
Uh . . . what’s a barnacle? Can it be battered up and deep fried? Does it taste anything like chicken . . . or a puppy-dog? Sorry, been reading too much Scary Garry and his assistant Leopold:(
It’s a story of crab-meets-barnacle, with a twist. A female Sacculina barnacle wants to nest inside a crab, so it looks around for a place to get in and when it does, it leaves that nasty old barnacle body behind. Once inside, the barnacle makes a nice little home that looks like a tumor, extending tendrils through the crab’s body and slowly eating its host. After killing the sex organs of its new abode, the barnacle makes the home become the babysitter. As the crab loses interest in anything but serving its zombie overlord, the barnacle bores a hole in the crab’s shell and invites willing males to come and mate. Hey, the babies are going to be well-looked-after in a cozy home.
Kristiaan over 7 years ago
It’s a start; you can work your way up to a dog.
Rhode Island sounds like a great place to grow up.
crookedwolf Premium Member over 7 years ago
It’s a step up from a pet rock!
Will Henry creator over 7 years ago
First time commenting on the new site…..EHHHHPPPPPPIIIIIIICCCCCC
warjoski Premium Member over 7 years ago
Dad of the Year material
pam Miner over 7 years ago
They may be pretending to be clowns, with their white faces. I’ve never seen it this way before.This is funny but it doesn’t feel like they are trying to look like clowns, IDK what the white faces is about.
iainrmw over 7 years ago
Technically a thing that is living..beautiful, simple stuff. love it.
hawksley.luke over 7 years ago
love the new site almost as much as i love Wallace the Brave
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
Lovecraft just loved his Providence, Rhode Island.
johnnytiggs over 7 years ago
Uh . . . what’s a barnacle? Can it be battered up and deep fried? Does it taste anything like chicken . . . or a puppy-dog? Sorry, been reading too much Scary Garry and his assistant Leopold:(
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
Victim: crab
It’s a story of crab-meets-barnacle, with a twist. A female Sacculina barnacle wants to nest inside a crab, so it looks around for a place to get in and when it does, it leaves that nasty old barnacle body behind. Once inside, the barnacle makes a nice little home that looks like a tumor, extending tendrils through the crab’s body and slowly eating its host. After killing the sex organs of its new abode, the barnacle makes the home become the babysitter. As the crab loses interest in anything but serving its zombie overlord, the barnacle bores a hole in the crab’s shell and invites willing males to come and mate. Hey, the babies are going to be well-looked-after in a cozy home.
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Now that should perk up Wallace’s interest.
Amelia Wil about 7 years ago
aw a little pet barnacle. Rhode Island’s state pet