Usually, I’m the one saying obnoxious things after a little too much interaction with “spirits”!
Like when they arrested a midget fortune teller for bilking her clients, but she escaped. Headline next day read “Small medium at large”.
Or a guy goes to a spiritualist to contact his dead mother. Spiritualist charges the guy $500, but makes some phoney contact. Guy wants his money back, but spiritualist just grins, so he hits her. Guy arrested for striking a happy medium.
“Eenie Meenie, Chilibeenie! The Spirits are about to speak!”
Anyone notice Mystic Misty is cross-eyed, like Bucky?
GLENDOWER I can call spirits from the vasty deep.
HOTSPUR Why, so can I, or so can any man; But will they come when you do call for them?
That’s the pot calling the kettle black.
Umm… Videotape?
Adiraiju over 7 years ago
Usually, I’m the one saying obnoxious things after a little too much interaction with “spirits”!
Steverino Premium Member over 7 years ago
Like when they arrested a midget fortune teller for bilking her clients, but she escaped. Headline next day read “Small medium at large”.
Steverino Premium Member over 7 years ago
Or a guy goes to a spiritualist to contact his dead mother. Spiritualist charges the guy $500, but makes some phoney contact. Guy wants his money back, but spiritualist just grins, so he hits her. Guy arrested for striking a happy medium.
crobinson019 over 7 years ago
“Eenie Meenie, Chilibeenie! The Spirits are about to speak!”
Diat60 over 7 years ago
Anyone notice Mystic Misty is cross-eyed, like Bucky?
steverinoCT over 7 years ago
GLENDOWER I can call spirits from the vasty deep.
HOTSPUR Why, so can I, or so can any man; But will they come when you do call for them?
cubswin2016 over 7 years ago
That’s the pot calling the kettle black.
HMunster over 7 years ago
Umm… Videotape?